Protection

 
 

Vampires... The scum of the Earth...They are as vicious as they are smelly. There isn't much risk of vampires attacking you in the daylight but do not be lured into a false sense of security. Vampires are everywhere. In your homes, in your schools, and in your breakfast cereal. Follow these few simple to help improve you safety and keep these faggot-douchebag vamps in their place. Remember the only good vamp is a dead one!

 
  • Render your blood useless by drinking large quantities of alcohol at all times
  • Punji sticks coated in bleach (NaOH) placed stategically around your residence or community can help to disinfect and maim vampires.
  • Apply deodorant to the outside of your house...vamps smell like poop