Magi

Magi
	; A Magi Warrior; Gatun Lake, Republic of Panama.
Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Animalia;
Phylum:	Chordata;
Class:	Mammalia;
Order:	Primates;
Family:	Hominidae
Genus:	Homo;
Species:	H. sapiens
Subspecies:	H. Brevis s.;
Related mammals
	Sloths; Penguins

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This article is about the small beings named Magi. For other uses, see Magi (disambiguation).

Magi are short, super dense mammals that take on a human-like appearance. magi were first discovered in 1862 by the Italian scientist, Fillippo Pacini. Pacini first encountered magi on the Galapagos Islands. his extensive research revealed that migi lived in island-based caves with diets consisting solely of Dodos and Earthworms. Pacini also discovered that Magi live in tribal communities with one alpha-magi leading the tribe. It should be noted that when Filippo Pacini returned from the Galapagos Islands he vehemently denied any magi sightings, and it was only posthumously, from his research, that magi were known to exist.

[edit] Extinction

Until geologically recent times, magi lived in South America and parts of North America [2], but along with many other animals they virtually disappeared immediately after the arrival of humans on the continent^[3] Much evidence suggests that magi skinbelt hunting in the 1880's contributed to the extinction of the American magi, like that of far northern Asia, Australia, New Zealand, and Madagascar ^[4]. Simultaneous climate change that came with the end of the last Ice age may have also played a role in some cases.

[edit] Physiology

Island hopping is possible due to magi's super dense legs.

Some suspected traits of magi:

Super Dense (able to walk on the ocean floor)
- Hold their breath for extended period of time (avg. 3.47 days)
  - Immune to the effects of ethanol alcohol
  - Mind control of lesser mammals (rats, dogs, humans)
  - With Dodos now extinct it is believed that magi diet consists of Earthworms and small kittens.
  - Platypuses, Echidnas and magi are the only known mammals to lay eggs.
  - Magi initally lay their eggs in a nest. Once an egg is laid, the female magi throws the egg far into the sea. The egg then slowly sinks to the bottom of the ocean. The intense water pressure continuously keeps the infant magi from expanding throughout it's growth peroid.

[edit] Gallery

Three of the most famous magi.	A magi swimming in the ocean's depths.	A magi fossil, Natural History Museum, London.	A female magi being "domesticated" by humans.