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The War on Boners
{This article’s has been written with the intent to argue something for the sake of arguing. Sorta like when the nerd in your highschool Alegbra 2 class argues whether or not it would be worth blowing yourself up into the closest United States Embassy to have sex with 72 virgins. This article takes into account solely the aesthetics of the female body at different stages of life and the scientific nature of females, not any emotional or decision making growth that may be associated with those developments. Some people believe that women under 18 years old are incapable of decision making and this very well may be the case in terms of selecting a male partner. Bonedog does not support or condone pedophiles in anyway but does have one in his family tree.He is still hanging there. A man agrees to meet up with a young girl online. He drives to her house and an 18+ year-old female actor welcomes him in. The man sits down, the girl leaves and Chris Hanson enters the room saying, “Why don’t you have a seat over there?”. I am sure most of you are familiar with this Television show “To Catch a Predator”. Airing first in November 2004, the shows premise was to identify and arrest pedophiles. In the words of Admiral Ackbar, the whole show is indeed a trap.
Dateline NBC has correspondents (who are usually fat ugly old cows IRL) pose as teenagers in online chartrooms and seduce males into asking for sex. While most of the men arrested during the program were sick whackass pedofucks seeking sex with eight year-old toddlers, some seemed like legitimate, albeit desperate, normal men. So why would normal men be tempted to have sex with “children”, the answer is because these "children" are actually, in many cases, not child-like in appearance.
To effectively argue my point, we first have to define some terms. Jailbait is any attractive (attractive is defined as at least a 7 on the EH scale) girl under the age of 18 that looks older then she is. Any girl under the age of 18 is said to be a child under United States law but for our purposes we will define the word child a more logical way; as a girl that looks child-like in appearance. While I can confidently say that virtually all girls under the age of 15 are children, it gets murkey above that age. For instance how old do you think the girl in the yellow, in the picture below, is?
19? 18? Prehaps 17? The girl’s name is Ashely (Last name censored for privacy) and she is 15 in this picture. She is what many men would call Jailbait. The follow are all pictures of girls under 18 (click here to take a test relating to this phenomenon)!
Yes these girls are all “children” under the current government, yet many men would be hard pressed to correctly guess these ladies’s ages. Now tell me how old you think the girl below is?
While it might be a give away, that becasue she is naked she is over 18, you surely wouldn’t think she would be any age over 18. Her stage name is “Little Lupe” (real name Zuleidy Piedrahita) and in this picture she is 25 years old. Click here to read a news clip about a Czech woman who pretended to be a 13-year-old boy and enrolled in a local middle school for 4 months. She was 30 years old! While this last example is indeed a bizarre one, it just goes to show older women can still look like children. Let us analyze the graph below to further assess the finer elements of feminality.
As you can see from this bar graph the age of consent should be 15 depending on how old the girl looks; after all women don’t just magically just grow a big pair of fun bagswhen they turn 18. For instance if there was a 20 year old that looked like she was 12 she should be considered a child. On the other hand if there was a smoking 16 year old that looked like a 19 year old she would be considered an adult. Of course this method fundamentally flawed, as it would be open to fickle interpretation relative to each person’s personal views e.g. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So we move away from the aesthetics of women and on to the biology of the matter. Science after all is much less subjective.
Nature uses signals extensively. Vultures can pick up the pungent stench of rotting corpse miles away. Monarch butterfly can sense a major shift in climate change weeks before it comes. Nature clearly tells us that a woman is ready to mate when her body releases its first egg. This initial menstrual cycle acts as an instinctual red flag that signals males that the female is ready to mate.
Along with the release of the egg down the fallopian tubes the female also begins to unconsciously release pheromones through her skin that subtly attract males and research shows can be smelt by males from up to 100 meters away. Therefore I believe the age of consent in America should be when most women (>99.9) have had their first period or around 15 years old. This is nature’s age of consent.
The main argument to natures age of consent is cognitive disparity between age groups. This is a weak counter argument that quickly falls apart under inspection. If intellectual ability is the basis for consent why is it legal to fornicate with a mentally handicapped adult? Should we introduce standardized testing to the teenage dating scene? Arbitrary lines can always be drawn, but the truth is a 15 year old can recognize love just the same if not better than a 27 year old cow.Yes, I agree there is a significant difference in intelligence levels between a six year old and a 30 year old, but that shouldn't be the reason a six year old isn't able to give consent. The reason should be because IT'S A FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD. Physicality of the situation is paramount (as mentioned above) and should be the deciding factor.
So why you may ask is the age of consent 18 years old in the grand old USA? It didn’t used to be this way. It started in the 1970 when the Feminazis started gaining a better foothold in mainstream politics, before then it was fairly common for 30+ year-old men to marry clean and fertile 14 year-olds2. There are many areas where the Feminazis try to control public opinion etc, often labeling man's natural sexual urges as "perverse". The age of consent is a stale, state dictated concept that directly limits men's mating options vilely labeling any man seeking something more fertile as a social outcast (eg. Pedophile, statutory rapist, weirdo) should he stray over the wrong side a arbitrary line that has been staked in the ground my undersiable attention seeking corpes.
Feminazis have two main goals, to encourage women to have as many abortions as possible and to eliminate the natural sex drive a man has for an attractive girl, in order to allow uglier woman easier acess to a mainstream social environment. They attempt the latter goal by constantly trying to raise the age of consent, trying to eliminate the shaving of legs and armpits, attempting to dissociate sex and women (which is impossible because women give birth) and by destroying the foundation of true marriage between a man and a woman by converting insecure youth to homosexuality. The battle is between primal instinct and Feminazis. Lucky for us only one of them have been around for millions of years and will continue to be around for millions more.
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