These are the girls that take off their dark sunglasses and make you say "Holy Shit! That's some fowl shit mutha fucker! ".
These are the felines that you see waitngin line for seconds at the cafeteria time after time again. These are the women that didn't get hit with
the ugly stick but were severly beaten to death with it...twice! These are the Ogres of Stench.

Welch's Grape Juice Children
(WGJC)
Have you seen the commercial? A little girl sips on Welch's Grape Jucie and
says how good it is. Some girls go through puberty but their body and face still look like a little girls. Sometimes their voice even sounds really young. These females will never go through puberty and are eternally stuck in little girl purgatory.
Like the Welch's Grape Jucie girl these women will never grow up and any one
sexually attracted to them is a pedophile.

Pizza-faces

We all get the occasional pimple or two. But a Pizzaface's whole face
is consumed by zits. If you makeout with one of these females a pimple might
pop in your mouth!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Equine
You'll know when you see one.
Dating one of these can be considered beastiality.

Giraffes
Some parents, wanting their child to become big and strong, grind up HGH (human growth hormone) tablets and put them in thier child's mashed potatoes. While a successful way to transform your child into a badass mother fucker if it is male, if it is female you have just created a fucking monster. These arn't women. Giraffes tend to be blonde and have extremly small tits. You can't miss 'em.

Swine
There's overweight. There's fat. And then there's Swine. Swine are girls that enjoy food
a little too much. You might ask yourself, "What is the difference between a Swine and a Whale"? The difference is...about ten pounds.

 

Swamp Rat
Similar in nature to Equestrians but much uglier and rarer. The first Swamp Rat was discovered by Professor Dr. Norman circa 1905 in the grimly streets of Paris. If you encounter a Swamp Rat it is recommened that you weaken it with your strongest pokemon then use a masterball to catch it. Then you must take the Swamp Rat pokeball to Mt. Doom and toss it in pits of lava. Live in fear.

Spinals
The polar opposite of a Swine, Spinals can store up to 5 skull tokens and often use two No Mercy moves, one where they repeatedly stab the enemy with a boney finger, and the other where they summon a skeleton to drag the opponent underground, presumably to Hell. Contrary to popular belief Spinals are not skinny because they don't eat but rather becasue they have abnormally large buttholes which casue them to poop violently and very often, never allowing their body enough calories to grow.

Magi

No one is attracted to Magi. When I say no one I mean no one, not even other Magi. When Magi mate, it happens by accident. Triple Star News takes Magi seriously, for our policy on Magi check here. For more information on Magi kind please check out the wikipedia article.
 

Special Combos

Spinal + Pizza-face + Equine= Female Enigineers
Equine + Annoying Cunt= Feminists
Giraffes + Swine = Female Basketball players