FOR WOMEN:
"Are you wife-material or an obese, ugly, Cum-Receptacle?"

Honestly girls, are you even trying?

Hello Ladies,
After reviewing TSN I realized that we should at least have one article dedicated to a female audience. One thing I want females to realize is that vast majority of the “derogatory” material related to women on this website is facetious in nature. That is…It’s has not been crafted with the intention of being understood as literal word. While a lot of truth can be said in jest, the majority of the articles on this site are written with the intention of empowering women by encouraging them to lower their promiscuous level ergo enabling women to feel a authentic sense of worth.

Sexual Dipsychism
Why Do men make more money? Is it because of inequality? NO!

Different Physically
Differences in social constraints, relative to gender, are simply derivatives of sexual dimorphism played out in human interaction. Woman have more fat and less muscle tissue while having lower bone density ergo they are weaker than their male counter parts. Women become pregnant and are unable to perform hard labor for nine months.

Different Mentally
Women have less testosterone than men and also go through menstrual cycles. Both of these physical dynamics lead them to be less assertive and have a lower mental stability than men. Men have a higher sexual drive which leads to want to shift the equilibrium of wealth onto their favor to increase their individual control of female sexual relations.

The female BMI crafted by US Doctors for a reason.

Overweight

(Food Intake) – (Exercise) = Change in weight

Come on losing weight isn’t difficult to understand. Beware liquids such as Juice, Soda and Milk. You wouldn’t eat 78 grams of sugar if it was in a plate by itself would you? It is much easier to drink a 20 oz Mountain Dew soda without noticing the insane amount of sugar you are consuming. Pay attention to what you’re eating.  

Woman that go around fornicating with every man they get drunk with just to prove "equality" exists are just making fools of themselves (while getting HIV). The status quo of male "players/studs" and female "whores/sluts" is again based on physical differences. Woman are far more likely to contract STDs (roughly four times more likely than a male) due to their receptive sexual organs, are much more prone to sexual/relationshipal abuse and are able to become pregnant from sexual activity. It is these physical characteristics that create the double standard constraints not some made up secret government/religous group that hates womenkind, as feminests tend to think.

I'm not saying that women should have to stay at home, because I think that would be ridiculous, but what I am saying is that women these days are looking for excuses to be sloppy and lazy. What happened to looking lady like and gender roles? Being beautiful is part of being a woman just as the ability to clean and cook is. Men and women are not the same creature and should not be trying to go around acting as such. There is nothing wrong with listening to a man and taking care of the home. Take pride in keeping a house and raising children.

Figure A: Any major not listed on this chart belongs to the Shit Tier.

College

College is a poor investment unless you know exactly what you plan to major in or have parents that make more than $500k combined salaries. Even if you know what you want to major in it should be noted that most majors are liberal-dyke bullshit that will lead you on a four year wild goose chase while leaving in the worst finical shape of your life. An accurate assessment of common majors is contrasted in Figure A above.

College can be a great environment to seek out successful men for husbands. Of course to get access to the brightest men you will have to get into a real college (community college is not a real college) so aim for the most prestigious college you can. If you plan on attending a top ten party school may I ask you why you want to waste four years in classrooms between parties?  

Tips to Earn Respect from Society

• Remain a virgin for as long as possible (preferably till marriage)
  - This will increasing your value to potential husbands while preventing yourself from being used like a piece of meat by horny men.
  
  
• Stay healthy, positive and fit
  - Your body is your temple. Anxiety and depression are roaches that will scatter when exposed to a busy mind.

• Avoid Webcams
  - It may take a while to download a ~800 Mb movie, but it only takes a few seconds to send a photo or share a grainy capped cam video in flash format. Unlike physical sex in which it takes a significant effort to hide a video camera and self-record hot steamy bedroom sex, cyber sex or camwhoring can be recorded in its entirety at the click of a mouse. In fact there are whole sites on the internet establish mainly to share these types of videos! (motherless.com, 4chan.org)
  
  
• Don't smoke while pregnant.
  - Imagine being locked in your car from the inside. Smoke and s ewer water slowly fills up through a small crack in the back window. Soon you are choking in smoke as you are need deep in disgusting, slimly black water.
  

Don't dress like a hoe unless you can back it up
-If you want to be taken seriously this one is pretty obvious. There is a fine line between cute and whore. Men may be nice to your face but when they are back with their friends they are talking about what an easy piece of meat you are. But then again it’s better to be used than to collect dust if you’re ugly as fuck.

Be able to cook and clean
-Sometimes problems in your life seem out of your control. When this happens focusing on cleaning and taking care of your living environment will help you get a sense of control back in your life.

Don't use vulgarities
This goes for both sexes unless you’re a sailor or one-eyed carpenter

Bars, clubs and Furry conventions are not appropriate locations to meet males
- Men frequent these establishments to find a piece of ass to hit and quit. Try more a more positive atmosphere like a gym, library or college.

Bottom line: If you want to me a man get a sex change, start taking hormones, fix radiators and fart in public. Until then get with the program ladies.